So it could have been the Diet Coke I had last night for the first time in years, or the copious amounts of candy I consumed last night, more than I have eaten in a while, or it could have been the two cups of brussel sprouts I ate this morning for breakfast (yes) to appease my blood vessels screaming for something to counteract the hyperglycemia. Anyway, whatever caused it, today I have had the worst, most unholy, most foul smelling diarrhea I have had in a LONG TIME. My asshole literally burns. (I told you guys this was going to TMIIIII) It's been one of those days where you're sitting on the futon, studying for an exam, and everything is peachy. Then something feels a bit odd, and it causes you to look up from your notes. And suddenly, it's a mad dash to the bathroom, because something evil is trying to get out.
And here I was, worried that I would see bad things on the scale tomorrow from all the candy I had last night. My stomach could not be flatter right now, and it's grumbling like a truck driver's belly. I don't think anything is left in there. I literally pooed whole pieces of brussel sprout leaves. Pleasant.
I also discovered that my cat enjoys eating brussel sprouts as well. Who knew?
But anyway, Harry Potter was awesome, and I have an exam tomorrow that I couldn't care less about right now! I can't bring myself to care right now. I am checked out on Thanksgiving break already, and I just want to go home. Give me giant Snoopy balloons floating down 5th Avenue and the Rockettes dancing in Herald Square!
Love you, Skinnies!
~Sottile
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aww how can we write about our eating without mentioning the excrements that come with it :) all joking aside, it must have been really painful i hope you feel better now!! did you check your weight after?? that would have been the first thing i did hahaha...
ReplyDeletehahaha oh I'm sorry to laugh but this post is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI love that your cat eats brussel sprouts too.
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Ouch... I'm glad you felt comfortable to post something like that on here. You should, chances are, someone completely knows how you feel.
ReplyDelete~Cora
hope you feel better!!
ReplyDeletei can't wait for thanksgiving either! its time for a break from school :-)
think thin!
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HAhahaha that sucks, but also gave me quite a welcome giggle this morning. That sucks though! Hope your tum recovers soon!
ReplyDeleteMy cat likes sprouts, too. Weird.
ReplyDeleteI feel your pain--believe me! Dairy, garlic, and too much oil leave me in that state all the time. Hope you're feeling better. <3
same here girly bring on Macy's parade and a break from school. Good luck on you test i have a huge one to study for as well so if you find some motivation could you lend me some! :)
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry your sick girly.feelt better!
x Lyndee
Oh my...as foul as those situations are, I'm usually secretly pleased when that happens, as long as its not in a public restroom or something. Then of course I have to hop on the scale right after!
ReplyDeleteHope you're feeling better after all that!
WOOO!!!!! Hahaha thank god it's over and done with, am I right? I feel like crapping is Taboo, but it's so essential to weight=loss that sometimes it's absolutely necessary to talk about. Ahhh the holidays are HERE, I'm so excited! The holiday season is certainly more awesome than the actual holidays, though. AAAAAnyway, congrats on everything, and lotsssaaa love!!!
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Victoria
I once drank so much diet mountain dew that my shit turned GREEN. I have also pooed undigested salad, even though I hadn't taken laxatives. It freaked me the fuck out.
ReplyDeleteAnd Harry Potter WAS really awesome! :)
That doesn't sound fun! Hope you're feeling better. Enjoy your break and happy Thanksgiving!
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