What Type of Massage??? (PS This Entry is Full of TMI)

Gotta make this one quick, because I need to go to bed. But has anyone ever heard of a colonic massage?

Well, I had seen an episode of Super Size Vs. Super Skinny a while back, and the chick got a colonic massage on it. It seemed interesting, and this evening, I decided to do a little more research on it. Mainly because I hadn't used the bathroom (you know what I mean) in any substantial way for a little over a day, and not only does that make me feel huge and nasty, but I am also a regular once-a-day girl, so it was a little strange. So beginning around 4pm today, my lower abdominal area started to hurt and make weird noises, and I could tell I had a lot of gas in there. It hurt to even put pressure on. I looked up the colonic massage, and you can do it to yourself, so I laid on the floor and did what they say to do online, and kept massaging my abdominal area until the tightness and pain went away. A few minutes later, I couldn't stop farting, and it was pretty funny. Still no you-know-what, but I felt better.

So just a little while ago, I did another round of massage, because my lower abdominal area began to feel a little tight again, and ten minutes later I was headed to the bathroom. Hallelulah!! And I went A LOT! I know this is TOTALLY tmi, but I felt so good afterward. I love emptying myself out. I don't think I am totally emptied out, because for the week, I don't feel like my ins have been equaling my outs, so I think there is still more in there to come out. I am going to do another massage now, before I go to bed, and hopefully either sometime tonight or in the morning, I will have another bathroom break.

I like this colonic massage thing, because I really didn't want to take laxies when I hadn't binged. I haven't taken laxatives for a while now, because it would be really inconvenient and embarrassing with my schedule. I like going in the comfort of my own home unless I am really in a bind, and I am usually at school for a good chunk of the day. When I was in undergrad and had more free time, I could take laxies and not worry about being out somewhere.

If you want to try out the colonic massage thing, just google it, and there will be a ton of websites on how to do it. I find in the short time that I have been trying it out, that I am really liking it!

Love you, Skinnies!

~Sottile